Thanks, Homeslices. It's Been Real
Well, it was fun while it lasted, but I guess I'll have to turn this blog back over to Adam now that I'm back to my old self. Sorry if I pissed anyone off. I was just joshin' y'all.
Pizza out, yo.
Entries tagged with 'Halloween'
Cat-Shaped Pizza
OK. OK. Adam thinks I have been scaring you all too much, so he suggested I show you this pizza. It's in a similar ... vein (bwahahaha!) as the Yoda or Darth Vader pizzas but this pizza was made from a recipe in a book called Pizza Fun. It's just another way to costume your pizza, but again, it's not as cool as my vampire-pumpkin get-up!
Scary Pizza: 'Fear Factor' Slice With Worms and Fish Eyes
Hope you got yr barf bag ready, peeps, cuz I got the NASTIEST slice of pizza you could ever hope to run away from.
It's a slice of pizza from a long-ago episode of Fear Factor and features a bile-based crust, cow-blood sauce, stinky cheese, and is topped with fish eyes and live worms. Yeeeech!
Here is what Fear Factor contestant Shelby Smith had to say about eating it:
Between all the coagulated blood and the cheese and the worms, I don't think I could even, at the time, differentiate what was in my mouth. I didn't even feel the crunching. I was chewing so quickly and trying just to get through it. There was so much stuff put together. Once it got inside my mouth and I was just chewing everything up, it really didn't even matter at that point.
Gummy Pizza
This is the only pizza-themed candy that I've run across in my brief life. It does not taste like pizza. It tastes like ... ass. Well, what did you expect? I taste so much better. But you suckers out there can't even bite me.
Scary Pizza, for Chicagoans
You thought you were going to get off easy, Chicago? No way, man. We all know you hate the thin, crisp slices that typify the New York school of pizza. So I'm subjecting your Windy City eyes to your own version of hell:
Photograph from Roboppy on Flickr
Photograph from Transparent Reality on Flickr
The Hellmouth, as far as Chicago pizza-lovers are concerned:
Where it all started, folks. More or less. Photograph from Roboppy on Flickr
More thin crusted horrors await you after the jump, my broad-shouldered friends. Bwahahaha!
Boo! More Scary Pizza for New Yorkers
I'm going to put another scare into New Yorkers. This time, I'm taking you through a horror show of Chicago deep-dish pizza.... More than Hawaiian-style, what Gothamites revile the most is deep dish. I'm gonna stuff your face in it, suckas.
Buckle in, cats. It's gonna be a wild ride. Bwahahaha!
Photograph from craigt_from_atl on Flickr
For New York pizza lovers, this is the House of Horrors, indeed. From which all evil emanates:
Photograph from voteprime on Flickr
A gallery of fear follows ...
Scary Pizza: Boo! Quake in Fear and Revulsion, New Yorkers!
Now I will try something new. I am going to target my frightening posts at specific markets! This one is for New Yorkers who seem to universally revile the HAWAIIAN PIZZA! Bwahahahaha!
Photograph from Katie Dickinson on Flickr
Photograph from dmalewski on Flickr
More horrors after the jump! Bwaahahahah!
Like a Star Wars Costume for Your Pizza
"The Force is an energy field, created by all living things, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."
Up above me is what Obi Wan said, and that's what pizza is—minus the part about being created by "all living things." (Only a small percentage of all living things create pizza, when you really stop to think about it.) But the rest of the quote holds true.
Whatevs. I just think these Star Wars-ified pies rock. Looks easy enough to dress up your pizza, eh? Still, these pizzas are not as good as my pumpkin-vampire costume, which rocks harder.
Pizza the Hut would be proud.
Pizzas and photographs by Christine Castro, from her Flickr photostream.
Scary Pizza: Boo! This Topping Is Worse Than Pineapple
Remember I said I would scare the living s&*! out of you? Here goes....
You may have seen this around the web last week. McDonald's food as pizza toppings. [shudders] For some reason, Adam didn't get around to blogging about it....
Oh. He just managed to slip out of his gag (I have him tied to a chair in the corner of the room while I hijack Slice), and he says that the images below made him sick to look at. They kinda make me sick, too. See, you've gotta remember that I'm a slice of pizza, so this kind of molestation cuts closer to the bone for me than it does for you. Here's more gruesome detail if you want it.
Slice Dude sez: "The human who created and ate this deserves the coronary he's going to get from it."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BOYS UND GHOULS!
Good morning, boys and ghouls, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I don't know if we've ever formally met, but I believe you have seen me milling about this weblog here and there. Adam is too lazy to give me a name, so I go by "Slice Dude."
Today I am taking over this blog. I will appear throughout the day to SCARE THE LIVING S&*! OUT OF YOU. Or, perhaps, to simply amuse you.
Monster Pizza
This, from the Contra Costa Times:
If you are horrified by the amount of candy passed out to kids during Halloween, consider making some not-so-sweet treats this year. ... Monster Pizza: Spread a toasted English muffin with pizza sauce. Cut out sliced cheese with Halloween cookie cutter and melt slightly on top.
Hmm. Sounds like a recipe for getting your house TP'ed or egged.
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